Sssh! This is still a closely guarded secret. And known only to the members of the inner caucus. A popular governor in a popular State and his popular godfather are currently at loggerheads, YES INTERNATIONAL! Magazine has been informed. The duo are fighting and bickering over a Permanent Secretary who both of them are sleeping with. The Permanent Secretary is elegant and ebony skinned. She is also sweet and svelte, with alphabet A beginning her name and her surname. The surname, for easier identification, is the name of a popular street in the nation’s commercial capital, very close to where the governor grew up.
The governor and his godfather, of course, have come a long way. Incidentally, both of them also have alphabet B beginning their first names. Both bespectacled and dark skinned, other issues, once in a while, also get them to disagree. Especially politically and concerning how to share their political loot. The governor worked for the godfather for some years before being elevated to his current position. According to what we were told, he was eyeing the Perm. Sec. while his influential godfather was rocking her. But years later when his godfather stepped aside for him, he quickly moved in and today has taken over the woman. Not only that, he also facilitated the woman’s elevation to the position of a Permanent Secretary from her former position.
An enviable dresser, the Perm. Sec’s marriage packed up due to her inability to put her laps together and also for her willingness to always give it to whoever can pay her price. The battle line, of course, is drawn and in our subsequent editions we shall tell you who blinks and who doesn’t. Don’t go away!
NB: First published December 2014