What won’t YES INTERNATIONAL! Magazine hear about our celebrity couples! The story you are about to read will shock and at the same time amuse you. It involves an ex-soccer star and his pretty wife.
Married now for over a decade, the two Easterners delight in cheating on each other. The woman, a mother of three, once did it with a media mogul, randy crooner, to mention but few. The story, of course, leaked then and she had to do everything within her power to curtail its smell from getting to all nooks and crannies of the country.
Her husband, a gifted footballer, has also been dribbling and scoring some vital goals with members of the opposite sex. One of which, unfortunately, recently got him into big trouble.
Having saved one of his girlfriends’ name with a man’s, both of them had agreed to go on a love tryst in Abuja, Nigeria’s federal capital territory. On the agreed date, he asked the girl to wait for him at the Murtala Muhammed Airport, Terminal 2, in Ikeja, Lagos. But having waited for long, the girl started calling non-stop. This was while he was still having his bath. The wife, oblivious of the person on the other end, and also to neutralize the nuisance of the caller, decided to pick the call and inform ‘him’ that the former footballer was having his bath and would get back to ‘him’ as soon as he was through was shocked beyond words when the caller turned out to be a ‘she’.
Not knowing that it was her lover’s wife that had picked up the call, she went on a complaining spree – querying why she should be stood up; and that she would angrily return home if her man fails to turn up in the next couple of minutes and bla, bla, bla.
The street-wise erstwhile footballer’s wife, after having had enough, screamed at her husband’s lover, warning her to leave her man or be struck dead by Amadioha. From there, she stormed the bathroom where her husband was having his bath and thoroughly abused him. “You see yourself So, you are going to keep an appointment with a prostitute and lied to me that you are going for an NFF (Nigerian Football Federation) meeting! Shameless man. Look at how God has exposed you”. Unable to take the abuse any longer, the footballer resorted to using his fist. And it was so bad that the woman’s father had to wade in. The fire is still burning in their home, even as friends and families are praying for its swift resolution.
Meanwhile, because both husband and wife were caught in the act, the song they now sing for each other is P-Square’s Do me I do you, God no go vex
The footballer is hairy and played for some of the biggest clubs in the world before hanging his boots. A wizard in the round leather game, the 11th alphabet begins his name while the 15th begins his wife’s.

NB: First published March 2012

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