The popular saying that hell has no fury like a woman scorned is currently playing out in one of the police formations in the country, YES INTERNATIONAL! Magazine can now confirm. And so bad has the situation become that fears now abound that either of the parties could harm each other once the opportunity provides itself. The two major actors in this sex drama are a Deputy Inspector General of Police and a Police Commissioner. Both top shots in one of the anti-graft agencies in the country, the woman, from the Middle Belt, repeatedly harasses the man, from the South West, for sex. And because till date, the latter, an officer and a gentleman has refused to play ball, the mother and grand mother has been setting one trap after another for him. All in a bid to get back at him for turning down her love overtures.
From opening an account in the man’s name and stuffing it with money to calling some top shots in the society to demand for money, feigning to be the commissioner, all to have him sacked and disgraced, the man has suffered myriad indignation in the hands of the woman – who in spite of being married and much older than the man still wants to rope him into the adultery game. The 6th and 23rd alphabets occupy special positions in the bespectacled woman’s name who has a unique way of tying her gele. For the man, refined and urbane, fair skinned and nicely built, the 20th and 14th alphabets herald his. Two other unique things about the man is that he dresses well and knows how to chop life to the fullest.
NB: First published March 2013